Wahahahahahaha!
Well what have we here? Let's take a look~
Oh no, not again!

Yeah that's right! We go missing for a little while and all hell breaks loose on the streets!
Can't a guy get any sleep in this city?!
Whoa whoa whoa, What do you mean it's been 12 years?! We been gone for that long?
Really? Well damn, we've got a little bit of catching up to do then don't we?
Get comfy in those beds and I'mma tuck you in and tell you a little story...

About a decade ago, overseas somewhere,
there was a huge battle fought out on the streets,
a real war over expression and territory.
Not only were all sorts of punks and gangs getting involved,
but also a corrupt police division, lead by "Mr.R",
an evil businessman with a dark connection to the supernatural world.
That's some freaky stuff right there!

In the end, the punks rose up and took Mr.R down,
the war against 'em revealed his evil intentions,
so he was exiled, tossed away to rot in some prison somewhere on some unknown island.
Rumor has it though, that he used some black voodoo Mumbo Jumbo to escape...
And that he's hiding over here in the West, planning his next move...

With all of these suits hangin' around, and all these new sketchy laws bein' passed...
I wouldn't be surprised if it were true after all.
Is this side of the world safe? Who's going to rise up against him if it's true?!
Don't touch that dial, And remember,
You're listening to the number one pirate radio station all across the universe!
We're talkin' Radio-J3, baby!
Yeah! Let's get the ball rollin', shall we?